Things are going to start getting good

Friends today is the first blog of my life if you like this one there will be others...Enjoy! Okay so things are going to start getting good, life is crazy people are crazy, beileve me I know. I work at a resturant and i have to deal with all sorts of people, some people think they are the shit, others think we are the shit, but in all honesty people are just damn crazy! For example, try telling somebody that the wait will be an hour or 90 mins. Oh my gosh people freak out, of course its usually the fat ones who freak out, but none-the-less they freak out. It's like these fat people have to eat right then and now or else they will starve to death, its like hey fatty you have enough fat to freaking hybernate for three months, relaxe, an hour is not going to be that long. Now, i know some of you might be saying its kinda rude to be making fun of fat people but damn its so true, these fat people are crazy, for sure they are the first ones to complain and the last ones to leave the resturant! As a manager i have to deal with them all the time, its tuff because most of the time if there is a problem for example, they are pissed off because they had to wait an extra 20 mins (and they lived) we would go over to the table and apoligize and buy an appitizer for them...(do they need one more greesy fatty appitizer? I think not!) But we do it because fat people in resturants are like women, you can't live with them and you can't live with out them. So my friends fat and skinny I mean no disrespect but the next time you decide to go out to dinner on a weekend night remember there are hundreds of other people wanting to eat and at the same time, so relaxe an hour is not too long, just sit back watch the sports channel or, here's an idea go do something else while you wait, so your not waiting in the lobby and going up to the hostess stand every 10 mins. Just a reminder an hour on your watch is an hour in the resturant it's not going to change!