anybody who knows me knows i love music i am absolutely obsessed with buying, listening and criticising music. This weekend we headed down to Vegas, ipod in one hand and diet coke with sour patch kids in the other we were set for the five hour drive (going ninety) thirty mins past st. George maloree dedicated a song to me Katy Perry's song "your so gay" if you have not heard it you need to and honestly if you know me you know that maloree knows me better then anyone so for her to dedicate this song was at first completely humiliating but the more and more she made me listen to it the more and more i am proud that she dedicated this song to me. Katy Perry has really hit the spot when it comes to boys in the 2000 i don't know where we came from but holy shit, from H&M scarfs to having more shoes then my wife boys in the'00 are so gay. but these day being gay does not mean you have to actually be gay (like boys) because like katy perry says "you're so gay and you don't even like boys" its my theme song, i have no interest in being homosexual i love my wife and the fact that she is a female, however in today's society style and design means everything plus my wife might think this song fits me to a t. (which it does and every other of my guy friends) but honestly mal your the one that got me into designer clothes. oh a and if your interested "the academy is... is coming out with a new album... its going to be good comes out Tuesday.

So many times i am asked one question that i absolutely hate... and the more i serve the more times the question comes up. Conversation starts like this.
Oh, so your serving?
yea, but it's just so i can get through school.
oh really, what are you going to school for?
English
(pause.silence.awkward silence) expecting something like, oh i want to be a doctor, or an attorney, or a buisness man soemthing like that
oh so you want to teach?
no
oh so what do you want to do with an English degree.
I want to tell them to mind their own damn business but i don't. shit man i don't know what i am going to do with an English degree, I like to read and write even though i suck at it, honestly person sitting in the booth questioning me about what i am going to do with my life when you very clearly either hate you life or hate your own college experience that you find the need to ask every damn person what their going to do with their life shut the hell up and eat your meal and if you find my service adequate tip me more then ten percent!
Its like my wife for example, i am so ridiculously jealous of her, ever since she jumped out of the womb she has known that she wanted to be a nurse. MAYBE I AM JUST RETARDED? MAYBE? Honestly i don't know. I am sitting here watching the Olympics and swimming is on, who in their right mind thought "wow, i want to be a professional swimmer" i wish i would have thought about that! i did think about be a professional baseball player but lets be honest the chances of that happening was like 1 out of 1 million little leaguers. If someones else asks me what i want to do when i grow up i am going to kick some major ass. It is so annoying to have perfect stranger ask me and act like they care with what i am going to do with my life from here on out i am just going to make up shit. Like i am going to be an Olympic Gymness although i am completely too old to even start but here on out i am a professional Gymness actually funny you mentioned it i have actually help train Shawn Johnson for the 2008 Gymnastics. Suckers! and the funny thing is, is that they are actually going to believe it. Maybe i will be a teacher and tell all the people that ask me, that i am going to teach their kids one day. oh maybe i was someone who came up with a dot com company and now retired and i am just serving because i like to talk to people. Honestly i know what i want to be when i graduate but its kind of like when you blow out your candles on your birthday you can not tell people because it just might not come true.

i love sleeping pills

okay so while i was in Africa i decided so stock up my own personal pharmacy and bought some pills, every other country is awesome when it comes to buy buying pills that require a prescription in the u.s. anywhere else Tylenol with codeine is over the counter (now while i was buying these i was tempted to buy a bunch to sell them to some of my fellow uh people , honestly i could make bank) but i decide to just be selfish and buy it for my own consumption, i also picked up some killer sleeping pills. i took two on the plane ride home and i cant remember anything about the trip except that Africans smell like shit and do not believe in deodorant (but that for another time) so after last nights ludicrous episode of waking up at 3 am i decide to take a few. I love sleeping pills! I am betting its probably not going to help me with my jet lag or if it does well then i guess i will become addicted to pills but anyhow it was one hell of a sleep. although like all things that are good there is always an evil side effect... with sleeping pills i think the evil side effect is a splitting headache and the munchies cause when i got up i was effing starving for food anything of course when i went down still all we had was yogurt and some orange juice and that just was not going to cut it. and then i remembered that Macy's has the most amazing doughnuts so i headed over there. i guess i was hungrier then i thought cause i ended up buy four boxes of fruit snacks (gushers, and fruit roll ups), Capri Suns, two bags of Doritos (cool ranch and Buffalo Wings and Ranch). After eating four doughnuts and four packs of gushers and some chips i still have a headache. I hate sleeping pills! oh ya, and i am 40 dollars poorer then then i was ten hours ago when i decided to take the pills.

I hate jet lag!!!!!

Okay so its 3:30 am in Springville UT, and I am awake... I honestly i thought i beat the whole jet lag thing but i am here to testify that nothing good is on TV past 1 a.m. i find myself strolling through the channels and nothing not even a Saved By The Bell, or Full House episode is on, and that's hard to believe. I am so damn tired but I can't sleep, I find myself watching the Green Channel. I had no idea the channel even existed. Why is it that the Cable/Satellite channels have some channels that are completely pointless. I mean the Green Channel I mean I should start an effing channel called jet lag and at least have some old family sitcoms on, like Fresh Prince or Bell air or 90210 something more entertaining then watching people go around the world trying to save trees or bushes that used to feed an extinct animal that was killed off 100 years ago. the green channel is so pathetic. Whatever happen to 90210? i mean it was such a lame show but we all loved it Dillon, and Kelly and the that one guy that was total bad boy, was that Dillon? ah its 3 in the morning i can't think straight. I hate Jet Lag! I am ready a book called Killing yourself to live, if you like rock in roll its amazing its about all these Musical artist that made more money after their death then they did during their living life. Heath Ledger all though not a Musician has again proved this theory true again. He was amazing as the Joker. Now Anderson Cooper 360 is on CNN an actual real TV show i think i would rather watch the Green Channel. I Hate JET LAG!

Giraffe Tale Soup

Its been about six months and my blog officially sucks! Actually more then sucks if i had the choice of looking at my blog or blowing my face off i would contemplate the gun! So even if anybody was looking at my blog i am sure you have stopped by now. Those who know or don't know I have been gone for about a month. I spent three weeks in Zimbabwe, it was amazing the flight was miserable and the food on the flight was repulsive but once we actually got to Bolawayo (city in the Country) it was awesome. People though we were crazy going into a country with complete political turmoil, but honestly America is not much different when it comes to political turmoil, shit!, McCain or Obama, i might rather have Mogave! There is no doubt the Zimbabwe is having major issues their currency is an absolute joke 100 billion of their dollar is one dollar to ours that was as of Saturday by now who know its changes every ten mins. crazy! but i guess before i get into how pathetic our government is and how the journalism of America is completely on sided when it comes to reporting about other countries (maybe if i feel like it i will write about that later) i will talk about how awesome my trip was. Zimbabwe was awesome spent a couple days in the city but most of the time I was out in the "Bush" ( what they call the Jungle/Forrest). Our Luggage did not come till 4 0r 5 days later so i pretty much had to borrow clothes from our Professional Hunter Luckily down in Zimbabwe they have slaves so i had my clothes washed everyday and... okay so they are not technically slaves but in a sense Zimbabwe still has slavery its crazy i felt like i lived in the 1700's we had a black cook a black server and not one white person ever lifted a finger. I mean damn, I was not even allowed to get my own coke. I did not like it so if you think i am boasting about it i am not, it's pretty sad. I shot tons of animals, Honestly i am not into hunting much before now, i never had been out killing animals, so this was a complete new experience I mean before like six months ago i did not even really know how to use a gun ( and most people who know me this is a good thing but know i know how to use one and i am damn good with it :) ) i am really thinking about buying a few little (big) guns. oh ya, and for all you stupid animal lovers don't worry they used the meat i even ate some if it we had giraffe tail, Kudu and Eland Steaks and warthog pork chops... word of advice if someone wants to feed you Giraffe Tail soup say "NO!" Just don't even try it. the animal i shot were a KUDU, ELAND, Warthog i got two of those, Zebra and Baboon, and lastly a Giraffe the Giraffe was so extremely fun to hunt and way hard i mean the S.O.B. could see you a mile away and it is one tough animal its the only animal that took me seven shoots to actually die! and i ran about a mile chasing the damn thing. All said and done it was a blast i will put some pictures up and my lovely wife is updating our blog with all sorts of pictures. Some have blood in them so those who are weak when it comes to blood i am warning you! I love third world countries i really want to live someplace like Zimbabwe. Mal its sooo good to be home! I missed you!